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sandpaper dome... no lube...
fuckinghubble wrote in singularity_rpg
[Hey Sacrosanct, you had enough porn spam yet?

[If the answer is yes, then too bad. Veiled behind a mysterious filter to protect the innocent minds of the station's underaged youths, you are treated to yet another bombardment of voluptuous goodness.

[And this time the hits just keep on coming, flooding your cache whether you like it or not in a folder that's titled 'homework'. Click on it, I dare you:]

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text; anonymous encryption

was just saving these for a rainy day

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[OOC: Oh god, I hope fourth-walling is okay...]

Whoa. [chuckles] I haven't seen one of those in years. My favourite game had this weird elf guy in it...

[Doesn't get the innuendo, but likes the fact someone is so close to his timeline and likes something similar. And is that cool guy, Raimi.]

text; anonymous encryption (fourth-walling is ALWAYS okay)

this game have a NAME?

[in his very best pornstar voice]

Nnngh. Unf. Yeah baby, yeah, you take it... take it right there in the port baby, just slide it on in there... get those electrons flowing oooh, yeaaaahhhhhhh...


Edited at 2012-01-08 03:39 am (UTC)

[ Considering Ladon doesn't know what those things are, nor is he familiar with the angles used in pornography... he honestly has no idea what's going on. ]

[For Landon's sake, this is probably a good thing.]

audio; borrowing your encryption

Oh, so this is where you've been hiding the good stuff. I read the entire internet for two years and only just now find it.

text; anonymous encryption

it takes wandering down the deepest bowels of the www to find anything worthwhile

this is just a product of boredom and spare time

no transmission because THERE ARE NO WORDS

[Anon is not entirely sure what's going on, but he's pretty sure he should feel scandalized.

... And he kind of wants to clean himself off and hide in a corner.]

[Is Raimi going to have to get the BRAIN BLEACH for Anon?]

And this is...?

[HE GETS IT but it's like why are you showing these things mimicking interface...................are they even sentient he doesn't even]

Edited at 2012-01-08 04:33 am (UTC)

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exactly what it looks like

Oh. My. God.
You are a seriously disturbed individual.
Marry me.

text; anonymous encryption

[If he wasn't so damned emotionally unavailable, he'd probably say yes.]

it takes a lot of time and practice to be so mentally unhinged
i just don't know what else to do with myself

... Really?

Have video game systems become sentient now? There are not nearly enough cables for that kind of thing.

text; anonymous encryption

something like that

one cable is all you need

[There is no part of this that makes sense to Micah. As a native of a pre-electronics society, he has never seen a video game console. With a veil of amnesia covering most of his life, he remembers nothing about school or homework. And in a small town with no internets, he had no access to porn.

Unfortunately, I still don't have a confused icon for some reason, so he can only have a neutral expression in response to this.]

I... don't get it.

text; anonymous encryption

god bless you


What are those things?

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the crescendo of the vulgarism rise

Edited at 2012-01-09 12:30 am (UTC)

... nerds. [if voice can carry facepalming, his sure is.]

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text; encryption is for people with shame

You are kinda hardware-oriented, aren't you.

Or is this for educational purposes?

Now, don't ask me how I know this, but the true classic will go around an adult male wrist just about thirteen times.

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[What can I say? Raimi loves his proxies. Although he may have just left an opening for tracing, should Clu be so inclined.]

let's call it educational for the hardware-oriented
so yeah-
a bit of both

i will have to test this out sometime

text; anonymous encryption

exactly what it looks like

do i need to draw you a diagram??

what don't you get?
do i need to post more??