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leader type dude, determined
derpbert wrote in singularity_rpg
okay, so we survived christmas and new years!
and, um, i kind of told myself that i'd do something if i still felt a certain way after new years.
so........

karkat, i really need to talk to you.

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YEAH, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU TOO.

IMPORTANT ROMANCE SHIT.
HOLD ON, GOING TO MAKE THIS PRIVATE.


[ PRIVATE: ]

ALRIGHT, I'VE BEEN STALKING YOUR CONVERSATIONS WITH VRISKA AND TEREZI.
AND YOU MIGHT NEED TO BE ASHEN FOR THEM.

ashen's... the one with the three people.
where you keep them from hate cheating or something?

shouldn't, um... they be the ones telling me this?

I'M STOPPING THINGS BEFORE THEY DESTROY THEIR DIGNITY ENOUGH TO ASK.
VRISKA'S BLACKROM'S BEEN FUCKED AROUND WITH ENOUGH, AND SINCE APPARENTLY I'M THE ONLY RESPONSIBLE PIECE OF SHIT IN THIS ENTIRE GODDAMN SPACE STATION, I'M GOING TO FIX THINGS.
YOU'RE SURPRISINGLY DECENT FOR AN AUSPISTICE, DESPITE BEING A HUMAN.
AND THEY SEEM TO LISTEN TO YOU.

SO, ARE YOU IN?

yeah, fine.
dave and vriska are my friends, and i don't want their love lives fucked up or anything.
you're a dick but i don't want to embarrass them, so do i just keep doing what i'm doing or do i tell them that i'm auspiwhatevering for them?
and i swear if you tell me to do something and it fucks anything up, i will kick your ass.

YOU TELL THEM THAT.
STRAIGHT UP.
THEY'RE NOT GOING TO WANT TO ADMIT THAT THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE DOING, BUT KEEP IT UP.
PERSISTENCE IS WHAT WORKS WITH THOSE TWO.
WHICH MEANS YOU NEED TO GROW A FUCKING CARAPACE.

ROMANCE IS WHAT I DO, YOU NEFARIOUS FUCKSHIT.
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO FUCK IT UP.

[private vriska'sbuttEVER]

ok.
yeah, you clearly have all this romance stuff in the bag.

speaking of, though, i

um.



okay.
look.
the whole fighting and kissing mistletoe thing.
i don't
i haven't wanted to kiss the people i kissed with the mistletoe again.
but i want to kiss you again.
and punch you, because i can't fucking STAND you.
you made my fucking lip bleed and it
just
anyway, jade said i should probably say something, so...
i'm saying something.
not that you probably give a shit because you've got your head crammed so far up your ass.
but i


want to kiss you again.


-- carcinoGeneticist [cG] ceased trolling ghostyTrickster [gT] --

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