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First Sermon | [Video]
redancestor wrote in singularity_rpg
[The feed opens to a fairly familiar sight on the station, a troll. Unlike others, this one appears to be an adult with red eyes.]

Whoever it is that has rescued me, I give you my thanks. I would have surely died without your intervention. However, I must ask where it is my companions are.

[Yep, another newbie who didn't listen to the hologram.]

Surely if you went to the trouble of saving me you got them as well. The Disciple, The Dolorosa, and The Ψiioniic. If you have not saved all of them I swear . . . I swear that I will find you! I will find you and I will make sure my wounds seem trivial in comparison!

[As he regains his composure a look of shock shows on his face, seems he didn't expect himself to blow up like that.]

I am The Signless and I am sorry for that. I . . . I am not in full control of myself at the moment.

BULLSHIT.
BULLFUCKINGSHIT.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS.
WHO THE FUCK IS.
WHO THE FUCK IS YOU.
WHO THE FUCK IS YOU.
WHO IS YOU FUCK.
FUCK IS YOU WHO.
IS WHO IS YOU FUCK WHO.
FUCK IS YOU WHO.
IS YOU THE FUCK WHO.

Video; I lost it. I'm already laughing

redancestor

2011-09-28 03:22 am (UTC)

[Just, just so much confusion.]

As I said, I am The Signless. So indulge me by telling me who you are.

text forever and ever and ever

selfkismesis

2011-09-28 03:30 am (UTC)

NO
NO YOU'RE
YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER FUCKING FUTURE ASSHOLE WHO NEEDS TO SHOVE HIS COCKY BULLSHITED FUCK FUCKFACED FUCKING GRUBFONDLING FUCKSTICK UP HIS GODDAMN TAINTED AND CORRUPTED WITH THE COLLECTIVE STUPIDITY OF THE AGES WASTECHUTE
I'M NOT TELLING YOU ONE GODDAMN THING
NOT A SINGLE THING
BECAUSE YOU ARE JUST
FUCK
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
MY FUCKS ARE ECHOING THROUGH HISTORY AND THEY ARE PUNCHING YOU IN YOUR FUTURE FACE

Video until Karkat concedes to video;

redancestor

2011-09-28 03:34 am (UTC)

[. . . What a mouth on this one. Worse than the Gamzee with make up.]

Are you finished screaming so? You have not yet a reason to scream like that while I do.

Now tell me your name. Or am I speaking to one of the humans?

FUCK HUMANS I FUCKING MADE THOSE UNGRATEFULASS FUCKINGLYISM FUCKED RACE
AND THEY'RE STILL STUPID AS SHIT
JUST LIKE YOU ARE, BY THE WAY.
FUCK
WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE
WHY
WHY IS THIS A THING
I CANT EVEN COGNATE
COGNITION IS NOT OCCURRING
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[ Karkat has resorted to punching the shit out of his wearable in the hopes that it hits the Signless. Best plan. ]

[ Breathing. Breathing. In and out. Pant, pant, pant. Oh my God. Somehow, someway, Sacrosanct found it completely justified to make Karkat's life even worse. There are now two older Karkats, and this one is seems to be more out of his fucking pan than the other. "Signless"? Seriously? Bullshit.

Bullshit.
]

ALRIGHT, NEW FUCKING RULE.
YOU ARE ILLEGAL.
YOU AND THAT OTHER FUTURE-PAST YOU ARE NOW THE MOST ILLEGAL THINGS IN EXISTENCE.
IF THIS PLACE SENDS MORE, THEY'RE ALSO ILLEGAL.
FUCK YOU AND GOOD DAY, SIR ASSBUTT.

[. . . This is the savior of trollkind? The one who would lead them to glory? FUCK!

This is what you died for?! This is the troll who would bring your visions to fruition?! This cannot be happening.]


No! You will listen to me wriggler. If all that I have heard is true then you are the one called Karkat. If that is so then what way is that to talk to your ancestor?!

I come here, on the brink of death, and learn that my descendant may be among those here. Yet here I find nothing but a grub with a mouth more foul than any I have heard!

[The anger boils off as The Signless pants before glaring right into the camera. As one can guess, martyrs aren't happy to see that their hopes and dreams may have been for nothing.]

Speak now and show me who you are.

[ Just. This icon. ]

You're full of shit.

[That'd almost be cute if it wasn't for the fact Signless is till pissed.]

And you refuse to see! I myself notice the similarities now, in appearance at least. How you were ever to lead our people is beyond me!

Hey, hey. Hey, asshole. Fuck you. I'm the best goddamn leader these headless cluckbeasts have ever experienced. So how about you take your future-me judgment and shove it down your windchute. I hope you fucking choke, you miserable pile of douche.

There needs to be an established method for forcibly ejecting fuckshits like you from this space station. Because I AM FUCKING SICK AND GODDAMN TIRED OF ALTERNATE MES BUTTING INTO MY GODDAMN BUSINESS. DON'T PRETEND YOU'RE MY ANCESTOR, FUCKWIT. THAT'S A BUNCH OF BLUEBLOOD PROPAGANDA THAT NO ONE FUCKING LISTENS TO. YOU'RE LIKE SOME SORT OF ITCH, RIGHT IN MY SPINAL CREVICE, AND I CAN'T FUCKING REACH IT. IT'S JUST THERE, ITCHING AWAY, SLOWING TEARING AT MY SANITY, TURNING ME INTO A BLUBBERING MORON CAPABLE OF BELCHING OUT INCOHERENT RAGEBUBBLES THAT INFECT ALL LIFE FORMS WITH THE FUCKING PLAGUE.

BASICALLY: SHUT THE FUCK UP, PAST-FUTURE KARKAT. YOUR LITTLE LIES WON'T SAVE YOU FROM MY ALL ENCOMPASSING IRE.

Edited at 2011-09-28 04:10 am (UTC)

[Don't yell at the wriggler. Don't yell at the wriggler. Don't yell at the wriggler. Don't yell at the wriggler.

Screw it.]


So this is what I and my followers leave behind? What I was about to die for? A USELESS WRIGGLER UNWILLING TO FACE THE TRUTH OUT OF AN OPINION BASED ON BLOOD?!
What right have you or I to speak on matters of the hemospectrum when WE ARE NOT EVEN PART!?

Listen to me child, it matters not what you believe of me. It only matters what you have done and will do. Your friend already told me of our people's end, any who knew of me knew your hatching meant such, what have you done since?

Oh hell no. I'm not telling you shit! I'm not supporting your goddamn psychologically inspired fuckfest of a tribunal! And there's no way in FUCK I'm answering to your bullshit demands. I've got not a single fucking thing to do with you, and I'm going to keep it that way, you miserable shitstain! Fuck your magical fairy-princess ideals, and fuck your beliefs! I DO WHAT I WANT.

[ come at me, bro. ]

[Dammit, Karkat.]

1LL3G4L??? >8O
K4RK4T WH3N D1D YOU ST4RT WR1T1NG TH3 L4WS

SINCE THERE WERE LIKE TWENTY OF ME RUNNING AROUND.

1 4M PR3TTY SUR3 TH3 WORLD WOULD 1MPLOD3 ON 1TS3LF 1F TH3R3 W3R3 TW3NTY K4RK4TS 1N TH4T CLOS3 PROX1M1TY TO 34CH OTH3R!


BUT JUST FOR TH3 R3CORD
HOW 1LL3G4L 4R3 W3 T4LK1NG H3R3?

TWO, TWENTY. SAME FUCKING THING.

THERE AREN'T VARYING DEGREES OF ILLEGAL, PYROPE.
THAT WOULD BE FUCKING STUPID.
WE'RE TALKING "GET THESE ASSHOLES OFF THE FUCKING SPACE STATION" ILLEGAL AND NOTHING MORE.

TH3R3 4R3 4LW4YS V4RY1NG D3GR33S OF 1LL3G4L
TH4T 1S WHY TH3 UN1V3RS3 1NV3NT3D D1FF3R3NT L3NGTHS OF ROP3 >8]


Edited at 2011-09-28 05:12 am (UTC)






OH MY GOD.
YOU ARE NOT FUCKING HANGING ME.
THAT IS NOT A THING YOU'RE THINKING OF RIGHT NOW.

not sure if here or not

ageaaquarius

2011-09-28 03:22 am (UTC)

[oh my god KARKAT.

CRYING OVER HERE.
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